☻Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?
A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
☻Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POSSESSIVENESS?
a. constiPATION.
☻Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHERE HER HUSBAND IS EVERY NIGHT?
A. WIDOW
☻Q. WHY AMERICANS STOP PRINTING STAMPS WITH PHOTO OF PAMELA ANDERSON?
A. COZ PEOPLE STARTED LICKING THE WRONG SIDE OF IT FOR PASTING THEM ON THE ENVELOPES.
☻Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.
☻Q. WHY DID BANTA SINGH TAKE HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO PIZZA CORNER?
A. FOR FREE DELIVERY.
☻Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY BANTA SINGH IN A SUBMARINE?
A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.
☻q. what would you call a sardar with just one hair on his head?
a. iqbal singh.
☻Q. HOW TO MAKE SARDAR LAUGH ON SUNDAY?
A. BY TELLING HIM A JOKE ON THURSDAY.
☻Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
☻Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
☻Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?
A. ADIDAS
☻Wot's the best thing about babies ?
MAKING THEM !
MAKING THEM !
☻Girls are like roads,
More the curves,
More the dangerous they are.
☻Love is Photogenic,
it needs darkness to develop.
☻Messages are given to
Those who are apart
But what shall i give
When you are in my heart.
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