Ans. Women, no matter how much and which way you fu ck her, your balls will never go in.
Teacher:What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?
Sardar Student:Men Will Get Their Salary EverydayAnd Girls Will Bleed To Death.
Dad-Beti kiShadi zaldiKarni chahiye. Mom-Ji ha,kitchen se rojGAJAR,MULIgayab hoRaheHe. Grndfathr-2din se meri chalne ki lakdi bi Dikti Nahi
Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.Girl: utaru kya.??Boy: is se to acchi teri skirt hai...;)
Man: Kiss Karun?Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.Man: B(.)(.)b dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fu ck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai
What"s Nasbandi.......?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera MandiUthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi...
Sudhar jao dekha nahi k sadaam ko phansi hogai ye phansi tumhen bhi ho sakti he farq sirf itna hoga k Saddam aadmi marwata tha or tum Ga nd
Aap k lia suger mil main job ai hay
mein nay tumhari bat b kar lia hay
salary 45000 se 50000 hai
kam ye he k
GANNA
GAND ME le kar muh say cheeeni nkalni he
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