May 16, 2008

Heart Touching

Hume Apne Pyar ka Hisab nahi aata,
Unka Palatkar Koi Javab nahi aata,
Hum to unki yaad me sote tak nahi,
aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwab nahi aata...


Har sapna sach nahi hota,
har phool gale ka haar nahi hota,
Yu to zindagi mein hazaroon milte hain,
Par har kisise pyarr nahi hota


Yu tho koi bhi bewafa nahi hota,
Chaha kar bhi kisi se Juda nahin hota,
Mohobbat ko majbooriyan hi le dubti hain,
Varna koi khushi se bewafa nahi hota.


Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaaz Nahi Hoti,
Dil Ke Tootne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti,
Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsaas,
To Usey Dard Dene Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti!


Jaise chahate hum unhe, vo bhi chahate to koi baat hoti,
paane ka armaan to tha, bin maange mil jate to kya bat hoti


Unhone apna Kabhi banaya hi nahi,
jhootha hi sahi, pyar dikhaya hi nahi,
galatiyan apani, hum maan bhi jate,
par kya kare kusur hamara humne batayaan hi nahi


khuli ankho ka nazara ajeeb tha,
jinake liye hum roz karte the duaa,
vo kisi aur ka naseeb tha
,zara dekhiye to hamari badnaseebi,
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samandar bhi kareeb tha


Itni bedardi se dil ko mere voh tod degi,
yeh maloom na tha mujhe akela voh chhor degi,
aey mere masoom dil tu tanhai se pyar kar le,
bewafa bhi ab wafa ka saath chhor degi.


Mujhe dard-e-ishq ka maza malum He,
dard-e-dil k Imtehan Malum He,
Mujhe muskurane ki Dua Na do,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza Malum He!


Teri Dosti ne diya SAKOON itna,
Ke tere baad koi ACHA na lagey,
Tujhe karni hai BEWAFAI to is ada se kar,
Ke tere baad koi BEWAFA na lage


'Kisi ne rula ke luta kisi ne hasakar luta,
kisi ne ghar aakar luta to kisi ne ghar bulakar luta,
jo aise na lut pye usne apna bana k luta!


Palko k kinare hmne bhigoye hi nhi,
Wo sochte h hm juda hoke roye nhi,
Wo puchte h khwabo me kise dekhte ho,
Or hum he ki ek arse se soye nhi!


Dard Jitna He Mri Nigaho Me,
Paoge N Utna Kisi Ki Raho Me,
Bitani Chahte The Zindgi Jiski Baho Me,
Maut Bhi Na Mil Pai Unki Panaho me!


Dosto Ne Dosti Me Rula Diya,
Kya Hua Jo Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hume Bhula Diya,
Hum To Waise Bhi Akele The,
Kya Hua Jo Tumne Ye Ehsaas Dila Diya!


Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota,
har rishte ka mukaam nahi hota,
Agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf,
to koi rishta Nakaam Nahi Hota


Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nhi ata,
Isiliye ishq ki bazi hm har gaye,
Meri zindgi se shayd unhe bhut pyar tha,
Isiliye mujhe zinda hi mar gaye!

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May 11, 2008

Adult Sms

Que. Do you know who is the best goalkeeper in this world?
Ans. Women, no matter how much and which way you fu ck her, your balls will never go in.

Teacher:What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?
Sardar Student:Men Will Get Their Salary EverydayAnd Girls Will Bleed To Death.

Dad-Beti kiShadi zaldiKarni chahiye. Mom-Ji ha,kitchen se rojGAJAR,MULIgayab hoRaheHe. Grndfathr-2din se meri chalne ki lakdi bi Dikti Nahi

Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.Girl: utaru kya.??Boy: is se to acchi teri skirt hai...;)

Man: Kiss Karun?Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.Man: B(.)(.)b dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fu ck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai

What"s Nasbandi.......?
Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera MandiUthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi...


Sudhar jao dekha nahi k sadaam ko phansi hogai ye phansi tumhen bhi ho sakti he farq sirf itna hoga k Saddam aadmi marwata tha or tum Ga nd


Aap k lia suger mil main job ai hay
mein nay tumhari bat b kar lia hay
salary 45000 se 50000 hai
kam ye he k
GANNA
GAND ME le kar muh say cheeeni nkalni he


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